Boobie Movies
As per my last post, I actually did write reviews of the movies I watched that first week home with Keanu. In an effort to post semi-regularly, I thought I'd share them, edited and expanded somewhat, while I finish up my next two pieces. Hustlers : I was disappointed by this and went in REALLY wanting to like it. It starts strong and fun: Cardi B is there in giant pasties; a pre-ubiquity Lizzo rocks a cowboy hat and duct tape on her nipples. JLo is a physically impossible human being, and watching her be 50 is worth the whole movie, but halfway through it totally loses you*. For whatever reason they needed to remind us this movie was based on a magazine article, so the whole thing is inexplicably structured like Interview with the Vampire and Julia Stiles is weirdly cast in the Christian Slater role. (The fact that's it's Julia Stiles is really distracting. How did she get here? Where has she been? Is this also a late 90s Shakespearean adaptation? Could they not get actua...